→ i can't wait to get married
: i’m gonna walk down the aisle like
and i’ll be all like
my future hubby is gonna be standing there waiting for me like
we’re gonna say our vows, and be all like
then we’re gonna go to the reception and party
then go to our hotel room and bang
then live happily every after
but for now, I’ll be on Tumblr
→ i promise you'll get some cake this time
Facebook:
MEANWHILE ON TUMBLR:
LOGGING IN:
FUNNY POSTS ON YOUR DASH:
DELICIOUS FOOD ON YOUR DASH:
SEXY PEOPLE ON YOUR DASH:
TALKING TO YOUR FAVOURITE BLOGGERS:
HATERS IN YOUR ASK:
FOLLOWERS PWN YOUR HATERS:
IDIOT FACEBOOK USERS:
ERRORS:
LOSE A FOLLOWER:
GAIN A FOLLOWER:
FAVOURITE BLOG FOLLOWS BACK:
START GETTING TIRED:
STAY ONLINE ANYWAY:
ULTIMATELY.
TUMBLR = NEVER BORED.
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